hoopty

In reference to cars: a vehicle in poor condition, often large, boatlike, and aided by duct tape or bungee cords. Comes in two flavors, White Trash and Black Ghetto. See also: hoopty mobile.

Oh my god, check out the chick in that hoopty!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

hoopty

A hoopty is beat-up, piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission, and an engine that only runs on sunny days!

Can I borrow $2? I gotta put gas in my hoopty!

by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

Hoopty

A beat up nasty, trashy car.

Dayum look at that hoopty rollin down the street.

by MurderByRhyme03 September 14, 2005

De La Hoopty

An old busted up vehicle that generally doesn’t run, and can be found anywhere in the Southwest. Can sometimes be in tow to Mexico to be chopped or sold.

Dangggg, Andrea has to say a prayer to the Virgin Mary every time she drives that de la hoopty!

by CrimTheGrim November 21, 2019

hoopty

An automobile which is most likely older than it's owner, but not old enough to be an eye-catching classic. Sporting a very dull paint job and Psoriasis-like rust spots, do-it-yourself tints with more bubbles than a freshly opened champaign bottle, a fully installed racing drivers seat (with the other seats left stock and most likely broken/torn), 5" plastic (or for more well-off hoopty drivers, aluminium) rims bought at a local Wal-Mart, and a rice-class muffler which belches out a large jet ski like sound, possibly so that the driver can attract the attention of blind chicks who otherwise can't be disguised by the hideousness of this vehicle.

*Hoopty comes fart canning alongside to a chick walking with a blind tapping cane*

Driver: "Hey baby, need a ride?"
Chick: "What kind of car you got?"
Driver: "It's a Ford GT"
Chick: "Really!?"
Chick's friend: "He's lying. It's a 1986 Honda CRX. Let's take the bus instead"

by The Sub October 27, 2004

hoopty hybrid

a generally flashy car that has no business being broke down. For instance, a Mercedes with peeling paint or a Jaguar with a garbage bag over the window. Can also be used when a car looks good on the one side, back, or front, but when you walk around to the other side, it is so messed up that you can't believe it is the same car.

Ever since James got rear-ended at that stop light, he's driving a striaght up hoopty hybrid.

by Krystal April 20, 2006

hoopty

A busted ass car with a bumper atached with wire thats put on wrong so you cant open the hood to replace the brake fluid and you have to drive using the emergency brake.Also the muffler is so loud you need to drown with the "stereo" that is probably worth more than the car.

Lisas car is a friggin hoopty

by dlfhgasruioghqwouier January 20, 2007