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Hookie Jookie

Hookie Jookie means to have sexual intercourse with another person
let's have Hookie Jookie tonight
by Cheese Man#0085 May 7, 2023
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Hookie bocker

A person who is odd behaving. When a friend does something that is really dumb for no apparent reason and you don't want to call them s dumb ass.
That hookie bocker set himself on fire tryin to light the grill with a fart and a lighter yesterday. Dork IDIOT dumbass
by Big Ben Schip June 16, 2017
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Hookie Jerk

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011
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Hookie Duffer

A homosexual term, when you shit and piss in a bottle, put a balloon on the top, and set it out in the sun. When the concoction is completely fermented, the balloon will be completely filled and you "Huff" it in. Hallucination immediately sets in, and you pass out 5 minutes later.
I hear that Homosexual man is a frequent "Hookie Duffer"
by Rusty Shacklefords January 10, 2008
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Hookie Dookie

Hookie Dookie is bull shit so unbelievable it becomes majic. Bull shit that operates out of the known science of this planet. If you can't make it up then it may be hookie dookie.
That dude put tape over the paging speaker and slept through the fire drill. Wow is that dude stupid? no that is more than stupid it's hookie dookie....
by Off the Farm July 8, 2014
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Hookie doo

A slang term used when describing the inhalation of an illegal substance.
Let's all get in the car and start the night with some hookie doo,
by Nikkim jikki January 7, 2012
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Hookie Monster

Someone who actively searches out anyone to hook up with, especially when they are a drunk mess.
Of course Jess will hook up with you, shes a Hookie Monster.
by Jon Bandero November 7, 2010
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