Hoofer

BIG ASS FEET

I'm gonna be walking up the sidewalk with big old hoofers.

by Ck_bowers15 August 20, 2016

Hoofer

A boy with a big head.

"Ohh, look at that boy! What a hoofer!"

by Meggaaannnn (Y) March 30, 2009

hoofer

A girl from Hope BC that puts shoes on horses!

That girl from Hope BC just hoofed that horse in 4.6 seconds, with a GOTDANG FLY ON HER FACE!!!! Now she's a serious hoofer!

by FILTHY912 April 26, 2008

Hoofer

Smoke shtick, Maker of clouds, Notorious for nicotine, bringer of the buzz, everybody ages 14-17 has or has had one

Mark: Aye bro I’m fiending real fucking hard
Trae: Don’t worry bro I GOT YA

Mark: You got a Hoofer bruh?!
Trae: Yessir! Only the best nicotine for you

by TMan69 March 9, 2020

hoofer

A heavy marijuana smoker.

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

hoofer

a boy with no foreskin/no dick

"that boy i hooked up wtih last night was a total hoofer!"

by Laureeeeeen May 23, 2009

Hoofer

A Hoofer is a retard that cannot find his way home. He fails No Nut November and somehow fails Destroy Dick December. Is also bad at construction

You little Hoofer...

by Powzk March 24, 2019