hoofer

A heavy marijuana smoker.

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

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hoofer

a boy with no foreskin/no dick

"that boy i hooked up wtih last night was a total hoofer!"

by Laureeeeeen May 24, 2009

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Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

by The Proverbial August 05, 2021

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Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 23, 2017

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Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

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