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homotextual

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.
Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.
by HeckenStop March 28, 2018
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Heteroromantic homosexual

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex
A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.
by Me0601 June 8, 2018
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Homosexual

Carl: you homosexual

You: *are gay*
by FuckADuck6669 May 25, 2018
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raging homosexual

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.
Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.
by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004
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Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.
Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!
by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011
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tu madre es homosexual

the spanish version of your mom gay

used to throw your opponent off
Joe: you suck i bet ur mom is dead
Me: oh yeah well tu madre es homosexual you communist scoundrel
by lil booty wipe February 21, 2018
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