Hornometer

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak

Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.

by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

Homoheterosia

The act of turning someone gay and or straight by means of physical contact.

Adam: man I don't know how I feel about my sexuality. After spending a day with Ally, I'm starting to question.

John: Dude! Don't you know Ally has some serious HOMOHETEROSIA!

by Obiwandakotyy November 22, 2015

homostern

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them

p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now

by the great butler May 4, 2009

Homomastercest

The act of cloning ones self, then having sexual intercourse with the resulting product of ones own self image

Jeff: "Hey Ben, what did you do last night?"
Ben: "I got bored playing WOW and decided to have a good ol' session of homomastercest."

by Ida Heaux June 10, 2010

momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

homomateriality

made up of single, particularly gay material

I appreciate the homomateriality of this minimalistic metal bowl

by biobiobio January 17, 2017

Hommetes

Is the female version of 'homies'.You can call your female friends this.

Me:YOOO WADUP HOMMETES!!!??? Hommetes:nothin much

by Can't_corona_just_end_already April 21, 2020