holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

by zack milf December 14, 2011

Holy cow balls

when something is over 100 on the suprise scale

MIKE : guess what Mat...
MAT: what.
MIKE : i got layed
MAT: Holy cow balls.

by SoDope2011 April 15, 2011

holy moly balls

1. Said in disbelief

2. A better and funnier way of saying holy cow

Allison: Holy moly balls! I only have 4 days of school left!
Katie: HAHAHA!

by katie was here June 11, 2007

Holy Ass Balls

When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.

Did you see who Verny took home?

Holy ass balls, how did that happen?

Yeah, Verny is nasty.

by Hairybastard February 19, 2010

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!

When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

by skinner January 3, 2014

Holy Jesus Balls

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!

Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!

by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016

Holy hairy balls

When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls

Hey bro your pet glizzy died, HOLY HAIRY BALLS

by Hey bruva December 5, 2020