homoblivious

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.

My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.

by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008

homobre

homobre is a mixture of the 2 words homo and hombre (spanish word for man).

a man is a homobre when he has crossed the boundary from bromance to fully fledged romance.
you usually start to notice different behavior such as copying everything you do, smelling you hair when you're not paying attention, and "accidentally" bumping his hand with yours.

have you noticed that luis is starting to act funny towards carlos?

yeah dude. he's acting like a homobre.

by aladdingenieHB1 July 20, 2009

homobortion

On Daily Show, Jon Stewart used this word in his response to O'Reilly's accusation that he was waging a war on christmas. This word could possibly be a combination of homosexual and abortion

Jon Stewart (Daily Show - Dec 7, 2005): I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homobortion pot-n-commie jizzporium.

by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

Hoboblivious

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.

Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?

by PPink February 10, 2009

homoboyfriendophobia

The fear that your boyfriend is or will turn out to be gay and your relationship will end with him dating your brother. see also homobrophobia.

Jane has homoboyfriendophobia because her boyfriend Dan always insists on painting her nails.

by Not Savannah Evans ;] December 16, 2008

Homobirding

To successfully labrush an opponent in the computer game "Impossible Creatures" using the "Homobird" (a creature made by combining the Praying Mantis and the Dragonfly). Homobirding consists of making a large number (i.e., more than 40) Homobirds, and moving them to attack the lab, whilst activating frenzy (which increases a unit's mêlée damage) on the first attack run. This usually resulted in a wide variety of colourful expletives/profanities from the vanquished player, ranging from threats of revenge to the promise of death in real life (and worse...). The rush's origins are not known, although it was popularised by the player "Rocks". Homobirding was common during the Creature Chaos 4.2 (a mod) era, when "spam" allowed players to mass cheap units quickly (50 homobirds could be made in less than 30 seconds, for example).

Player 1 attacks Player 2 with a level 2 rush. Player 2 defends said rush, but is left crippled. At this point, Player 1 is goaded into a sense of complacency, while Player 2 quietly masses homobirds (upon reaching research level 3). Upon Player 1's second assault, Player 2 takes the entire mass to behind Player 1's lab, activates frenzy, and attacks the lab (this is to ensure that Player 1 is distracted while the labrush is in progress). Roughly 4.5868 seconds later, Player 2 wins, and dodges the inevitable name-calling et al. Thus, Player 2 has successfully executed "The Homobirding Manoeuvre".

by _Roar_ July 18, 2009

homobone

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man

Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.

by Lance of France November 17, 2011