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Houma

1. A small city / large town in Louisiana with a ton of Walgreens and banks, but a small amount of hospitals and residential areas.

2. A place where the west side dominates so widely over the east that the east side may as well not exist.

3. A place where, when you drive through, you feel like you've accidentally walked in to a time machine, taking you twenty years backward.

4. A place where wannabe gangs think their graffiti looks good, as though they've never seen New Orleans.

5. A place where lawyers coexist with unemployed people who live in boxes.

6. A place where pants really are on the ground.

7. A place where, no matter what, you must be at church. Catholic church.
1. Gravity must be really strong here in Houma; it's pulling all those guys pants down. Yeah, it's no wonder the girls' clothes are so tight they don't move.

2. Which Walgreens do you want to go to? The one on the right or the left of my face?

3. Oh, you live on the EAST side... I'll be on my way now.

4. You weren't at church... You must be satanist.
by thehouman August 17, 2012
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hopumblestumbleback

To hop backwards, but tripping and stumbling backwards.


This word was created during a staged fight when a certain person threw a punch, then tripped and stumbled backwards into a locker.
Andy hopumblestumblebacked into the locker and fell down.
by Ethan Debelak April 15, 2005
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Houmoused

In short, when you have a chick pee on you.
She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!
by Stads365 March 20, 2009
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Hohmedadfus

Guy 1: dude, what does that word say
Guy 2: I think it says mushroom. No wait, much room
Guy 1: dude, did you just hohmedadfus?
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Rump Houmous

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.
Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.
by martallica May 25, 2010
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houma

1. a place where there are way to many stores for the common man to spend money in... therefore most people who live in one of these are usually middle class or below

2. a place where all there is to do is shop, eat, sleep, go to a movie, bowl, or putt putt golf.

3. a place that is over-populated and too small

4. a place with WAY to many Walgreens.

5. a place with too many banks and not enough people to put money in them.
"Oh my gosh! You live in a houma? I am so Sorry!"

"Ewwww... you live in a houma? I feel so sorry for you!"
by Resident11 May 26, 2008
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Hohman

A last name that originated in Germany. Most Hohmans are characterized by red hair and other appealing German characteristics. Some common forms include Homan and Hohmann
Person1:Wow, look at all those gorgeous red-haired people.
Person 2: That must be someone from the Hohman family.
by xxxalisha91xxx February 6, 2010
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