hoffle

passionately possessive over your food

hoffle my waffle.
i’m hoffle for taco bell

by Yungsavagealex October 21, 2017

Hoffed

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

by HannahBanana May 17, 2007

Huffledufffer

"Huffleduffer" is Harry Potter slang for a Hogwarts student in the Hufflepuff house.

Slytherin boy #1: Oi! You!
Slytherin boy #2: Who?
Slytherin boy #1: That Huffledufffer over there!

by the smartest one January 9, 2011

Hoffle

A filler for any word in the world.

I am feeling very hoffle today, That dress is soo hoffle, hey girl looking hoffle, What the hoffle is his problem

by High Boi February 23, 2011

Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011

hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 11, 2010