hoebag

1. A female who loves penis in general.
2. A female who will do anything sexually with any penis.

Speaker 1: I was at this party once and I saw this chick getting all of her holes filled at once.
Speaker 2: Damn, wutta hoebag!

by Nick December 22, 2003

Hovag

A massive ho that will threaten you within an inch of your life if you do not share a king-sized bed with him (no gay divider allowed). He is the type of man that loves Monster energy drinks and usually consumes at least a six-pack daily.

He is the type of man that is generally very stylish and is often sought after by women, however, he has restraint and throws all of them to the streets because he is the type of man to value his homies more than any number of women.

If you are a bro and found yourself a Hovag, hold him close and do not let him go because he is a rare specimen that won't drop you for the first woman that shows any interest in him.

-Did you share a bed with Hovag?
~Yeah! He made me take down the gay divider too!
-Yikes that is definitely a Hovag.

by daguav April 19, 2022

hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker

hoe bag slut face bitch mother fucker

holly is a hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker, sometimes

by hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker April 9, 2004

hoebag

an overnight bag you keep in your car filled with things like extra underpants and condoms, because you never know where you might end up.

Sally brought her hoebag over to Chuck's house last night!

by LaurenKK1117 October 18, 2008

hoebag

A dirty, two-faced whore who will fuck your brother and your best friend.

That stupid, filty hoebag, Jennifer fucked my brother and my best friend. What a fucking hoebag!

by Jimmy5x December 9, 2007

hoebag

a person that is a cesspool for sperm

yeah dude BJ is such a freakin hoebag

by Jacob42 May 27, 2007

hoebag

A person {preferrably a woman} who "gets around." Some one who is such ahoe that their vagina has been stretched to such an extent that it can be used as a bag to carry things such as: mail, yoga balls, ipods, crayons, ect. ect.

person 1: awww. i don't have any pockets, now what am i supposed to do with my keys?
person 2: give them to Stacey, she's a hoebag, and i'm sure she'll have room.

by Abigeeee December 22, 2007