Homophobia

The rational fear of Homo sapiens (aka humans)

Defined as being afraid of homos xoxoxo

Person 1: I have homophobia!
Person 2: Oh you're afraid of humanity nice!

by loose Poosea September 21, 2022

Homophobia

A hatred of humans

Humans are Homo-Sapiens, so therefore hating on Humans is Homo-sapienophobia, or Homophobia for short

by Eushshtb July 15, 2022

homophobia

Complete horseshit.

Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

Homophobia

The fear of homes

person 1: I have homophobia
person 2: wow thats not nice why dont you like gay people
Person 1: im scared of homes

by literalydefinitions October 19, 2020

homophobiaphobia

A phobia of homophobia. This affects mostly but not limited to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or LGBT activists. It is exemplified when a person freaks out and accuses another person of being a homophobe. It can be followed by a lecture by the homophobiaphobic about how the alleged homophobe should be open minded.

Longinus: Hey Phil want to go shopping with me?

Phil: No thanks, I don't want to do that

Longinus: WHY?! STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC WE CAN HANG OUT AND JUST BE FRIENDS YA KNOW

Phil: Chill out - I just don't like shopping...someone's got homophobiaphobia

by cocoabuter July 22, 2012

Hobophobia

An unreasonable fear of the homeless

by blii February 20, 2003

homerphobia

Fear of studying, specifically fear of studying at the Homer D. Babbidge Library at the University of Connecticut at Storrs, UCONN.

Less frequently used to describe a person who purports to be well read, but who in fact has never read the classics and reads nothing but modern cheesy novels.

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Fern: Chris follows Liz everywhere but the library.
Dave: Yeah that homerphobic dumbass will be lucky if he gets a 2.0 GPA.

Dexter didn’t believe me when I told him Duckman’s son was named after a character in the Iliad, proving him to be a complete homerphobe.

by C. Thonic December 19, 2004