hoegerlasmonique

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

by Cawkz November 25, 2009

hogberg

To party extremely hard while keeping it classy.

Charlotte got so hogberged last night at afrojack!

by agsf93 October 24, 2011

Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.

After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.

by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010

HOEverdrive

When a newly single girl decides to get back in the hoe game and is going full force at it by ex: texting lots of guys, sending nudes etc etc

Girl 2: You and josh broke up what are you gonna do?
Girl 1: go into maximum HOEverdrive

by camimend1 April 14, 2017

hoiberg

Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka

"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."

by RichHomie December 14, 2013

hobercoaster

The thing upon which any Josher can be seen riding.

Would you like to take a ride on the hobercoaster?

by Flyingwallruss August 29, 2017

Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

by LNH2 January 16, 2009