Hodge

(n.) One who is a complete ass whilst being in class.

OR

(n.) The jerk of the world.

Ryan was being stupid when he was "playing for keeps".

What a hodge!

by Oh, you know. Ballin' as usual February 16, 2010

Hodge

(v) To improvise a solution to something from an assortment of items. Derived from Hodge podge

After the ceiling fan fell off the ceiling, John hodged something up and was able to get it up and working again.

I really don't know what the report is supposed to be about, so I'll just hodge something together and hand it in.

by Sven452 October 09, 2008

Hodge

To sneak up behind a couple in a theatre and punch them, then proceding to punch the male in the face multiple times and running off soon to be caught by security.

What? You only hit him once, a true hodge would hit him atleast 5-6 times.

by RichardHead II February 15, 2011

Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

by Hodging July 03, 2020

hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 15, 2004

hodge

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 06, 2004

hodge

a friend

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 01, 2009