Honemoon

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

Homemaker

A Person, usually a woman, who cares for her own home and family by cleaning, cooking nutritious meals, doing laundry, running errands, caring for pets, working with a budget, organizing, etc. She is her own boss and enjoys the freedom of creating her own schedule. She does not have time to be lazy.

She realizes the value of her unpaid job as a homemaker because it brings stability to the family and less stress for all.

by think free November 9, 2015

Holemates

Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.

Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.

by moooooog35 October 7, 2009

Nagito hoemeada

Nagito is a hoe for hope
Nagito hoemeada

- whose your favorite danganronpa character
- it's nagito hoemeada

by Nagito hoemeada October 4, 2020

Hoemando

A person that goes commando with the intentions of hoeing.

Jessica went out last night with no underwear under skirt because Jesse likes it when she goes hoemando.

by Ohiamtoofunny June 17, 2019

Hodedo

Ebonics for "Please hold the door for me", or "Wait a little longer so that I may enter."

Yo bus driva, dis nigga need a ride slim! Hodedo mutherfucka!

by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005

hoementum

Hoementum - (momentum with hoes) a term created (in this context) by a Pimp in Landover Maryland named William Jenkins. Hoementum is the affect of gaining the attention of a female that you are interested in by first getting the attention of other females, causing a "bandwagon effect" to occurr where since you're getting so much attention from other females, the female you're interested in begins to get curious, thinking, "what is it about him that girls like so much?" and then has the desire to join the "bandwagon" and see for herself why females are attracted to you. This comes from the fact , even admitted by women of all walks of life, that "no woman wants a man that other women don't want" - if that's the case that means "a woman wants a man that other women do want" (which is the logically equivalent statement).

I was attracted to Jessica, so I came to her party with two girls that I just met and let Jessica see me with them. Jessica approached me later and asked what is it about you that girls like so much. I told her to come find out and she came over. Classic case of hoementum.

by williamjenkins December 3, 2010