Jeff couldn't afford his regular blumpkin from a prostitute, so he had to settle for a hoblumpkin instead.
by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid y'all February 11, 2010
Get the Hoblumpkin mug."Fucking woke up to my roommate taking an orgasmic shit in my bathroom. Seriously going, and I quote, "OooOoooOooh OoOh OoooooooooOooOoOoooHhh oh". Had to hit him with the "give yourself a Humpkin in your own bathroom"...he then proceeds to finish and walk out without washing his hands.
by Humpkin September 25, 2014
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Let's hit the skins and humpkin
by Sir Pinch a Loaf April 24, 2003
Get the humpkin mug.The act of taking a shit on the person while recieving a blowjob.
Comparable to a Blumpkin, but this act involves the poo to go on the person rather than the toilet.
It is a Human blumpkin.... hence, Humpkin
Only people who are disgusting do this lol... It a bit off from a Cleveland Steam Roller
Comparable to a Blumpkin, but this act involves the poo to go on the person rather than the toilet.
It is a Human blumpkin.... hence, Humpkin
Only people who are disgusting do this lol... It a bit off from a Cleveland Steam Roller
Girl 1: I dont know what to get my bf for his birthday.
Girl 2: Just give him a blumpkin this year.
Girl 1: I did that last year, I need to up it
Girl 2: Give him a humpkin
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: Give him a blowjob and instead of him pooing in the toilet he'll poo on you.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
Girl 2: Just give him a blumpkin this year.
Girl 1: I did that last year, I need to up it
Girl 2: Give him a humpkin
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: Give him a blowjob and instead of him pooing in the toilet he'll poo on you.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
by Brakim Mahaa December 16, 2010
Get the Humpkin mug.A friends "bunking up", often not invited, to have sexual relations with a so called "HO" who they would not like to bring to their own residence.
by ian_man November 27, 2011
Get the hobunkin mug.A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by nick April 7, 2005
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Duke now goes hobumming twice weekly under the bridge by the river. He's not getting any from his husband any more.
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