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Hoblumpkin

Jeff couldn't afford his regular blumpkin from a prostitute, so he had to settle for a hoblumpkin instead.
by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid y'all February 11, 2010
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Humpkin

The act of giving yourself a handy while taking a glorious dump resulting in Humpkin.
"Fucking woke up to my roommate taking an orgasmic shit in my bathroom. Seriously going, and I quote, "OooOoooOooh OoOh OoooooooooOooOoOoooHhh oh". Had to hit him with the "give yourself a Humpkin in your own bathroom"...he then proceeds to finish and walk out without washing his hands.
by Humpkin September 25, 2014
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Let's hit the skins and humpkin
by Sir Pinch a Loaf April 24, 2003
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Humpkin

The act of taking a shit on the person while recieving a blowjob.

Comparable to a Blumpkin, but this act involves the poo to go on the person rather than the toilet.
It is a Human blumpkin.... hence, Humpkin

Only people who are disgusting do this lol... It a bit off from a Cleveland Steam Roller
Girl 1: I dont know what to get my bf for his birthday.
Girl 2: Just give him a blumpkin this year.
Girl 1: I did that last year, I need to up it
Girl 2: Give him a humpkin
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: Give him a blowjob and instead of him pooing in the toilet he'll poo on you.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
by Brakim Mahaa December 16, 2010
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hobunkin

A friends "bunking up", often not invited, to have sexual relations with a so called "HO" who they would not like to bring to their own residence.
Dude, so the other night like Sean came over and was hobunkin again with this pimple face trog.
by ian_man November 27, 2011
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humpkin

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by nick April 7, 2005
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Hobumming

Duke now goes hobumming twice weekly under the bridge by the river. He's not getting any from his husband any more.
by Captain Crush March 12, 2018
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