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Hobosexual

a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.
by zannish October 6, 2016
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Hobosexual

Someone who enters relationship so they are no longer homeless.
Yo boy Dee Lover is baddest hobosexual ever met girl and the same night he moved in her apartment.
by Klover324 July 24, 2019
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Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.
Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.
by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017
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Hobosexual

Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless.
Nah girl, you don't want him. He just using you. Keisha down the block just cut his ass loose. He a hobosexual.
by CMWA January 7, 2017
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Hobosexual

A person, usually a man, that enters into a relationship just to have a place to stay.
Instead of finding a real man, she dates hobosexuals that can't do anything for her.
by BeckyWitDaGoodHair January 25, 2017
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Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless
Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.
by Whbkcm August 27, 2017
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hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.
" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"
by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017
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