hobo dick

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.

As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.

by cannietellye October 9, 2005

Hobo Dough

Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.

I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.

by EdithRules August 21, 2010

hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

by ballcity September 5, 2015

Hobo dollar whore

Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.

Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.

Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.

Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

Hobo Diamonds

Broken automobile glass, usually found in suspect communities (i.e. hoods, trailer parks, ghetto mall parking lots, etc.), with chunks that resemble cubic zirconias regularly seen in "urban" nightclubs or Wal-Marts nationwide.

That dude's got a sterling silver pinky ring encrusted with hobo diamonds.

by Baze is KPBL December 4, 2010

hobo dance

A dance that is commonly used to receive food. Normally preformed by a hobo. Hobo dances are preformed in circles and the person or persons preforming the dance are normally screaming and acting like retards.

Erin and Ady hobo danced around in circles for hours just to get a hot dog.

by Erin Derr and Ady Putt February 10, 2008

hobo diction

A speaking style that generally includes unintelligible shouting, nonsensical word combinations and inappropriate/scary laughing sequences. Hobo diction is generally delivered in a slurred, raspy and vaguely upbeat tone.

He seemed somewhat normal in appearance, but his hobo diction revealed that he wasn't and that it was time for us to change subway cars.

by Jules7575 May 16, 2008