cole hobeyn

This wild creature is from mexico and enjoys long walks on the beach, molesting small animals, throwing potatoes at people and dressing up like a rhinoceros. His best amigo is a pencilcase named Jeffery. Jeffery was murdered by a Giraffe though. Shit happens.

Cole Hobeyn was slapping an umpa lumpa with a bag of oranges

by SM!TTY? November 12, 2013

Hober

A rare bird found in the Amazonian Rainforest. Said to have similar features to that of a shark cross toucan. It is generally agressive and has shown no other emotions. Tends to hang around trees that has the colour of ebony. Scientist have concluded that it is close to extinction due to its inability to find mates that are geniuinely interested in it, they are often led on in relationships.

Gee that asshole over there is acting like hober

by Doctor Noctor November 6, 2012

Hobey's

One, or more person(s) being on a roll.

Hey man! You're Hobey's tonight!

by DarthPrune August 8, 2012

Hoberknocker

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.

Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.

by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012

Hoery

When a person who is a hoe is committing an act of being a hoe by manipulating someone and you need to describe that person; like a form of witchery

Girl I have never seen that much hoery in one profile.

She must study hoery at school

by Girl I ain't playing April 3, 2017

hobernstion

a word created by Kaela Webster, meaning to go into hobernstion, basically disappearing.

"omg eunice went into hobernstion that's why she never texted back"

by potato17 February 3, 2021

Hoberknockers

Pronounced; (Hob-Er-Knock-Ers)

Refers to a womans Blouse Bunnies otherwise known as Breasts. Also reffered to as boobs, tits, funbags, Jugs, etc.

Holy shit! Did you see the Hoberknockers on that Hose-Hound?

by YourFakeName July 22, 2009