hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

honyocker

noun: one who lacks respectability or social graces; one prone to exhibiting frequent displays of the screaming yips.

Coach Clark: If you honyockers don't run the goddam play correctly, you will be running fartlets until you puke!

by steve mac November 19, 2004

hobnocker

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"

"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"

by ALonelySoulFromARandomPlanet:) June 27, 2011

hobnocker

a person who slaps people with his penis

that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick

by thehobnocker November 9, 2009

Hobknocker

1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.

1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.

by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 7, 2009

hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

hobknocker sucker

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.

I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....

by Zer0sec November 10, 2019