Hjalmar are usually a pretty weird guy. Who is obsessed with cars and stuff like that. He is also kinda of a creep who looks at way too much porn.
by Hjallelmao222 February 15, 2018
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by anonymous February 9, 2022
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Hjalmar is very ugly and has a short penis, he is also very short. He got no bithes no balls but infront of all that no dad.
Hjalmar is so short and has a small penis.
by Scuigely diggely September 26, 2022
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by Leelee0908 April 17, 2023
Get the Hjalmar mug.A creature whom is inable to observe obvious landmarks. They attempt to learn various skills which they are uninterested in in order to improve themselves however they are so fantastic already that it really doesn't matter.. booyahcasha. Cough Cough... lets continue this dis... Hjalmarsons are ill equipped to drive without constantly hammering the gas or the brake. COAST WOMAN COAST!
at least she has luxuriously long hair, that makes everything better...
at least she has luxuriously long hair, that makes everything better...
Holy balls, if you keep this hjalmarson driving up i'm going to have whiplash!
I'm so so good at so so many things, i'll make half hearted attempts to learn how to bbq and skim board in order to increase my awesomeness...
OH MAN, LOOK AT THE HJALMARSON ON THAT... MELON?! ODD...
I'm so so good at so so many things, i'll make half hearted attempts to learn how to bbq and skim board in order to increase my awesomeness...
OH MAN, LOOK AT THE HJALMARSON ON THAT... MELON?! ODD...
by hogan.just June 22, 2011
Get the Hjalmarson mug.Hanna is a very cool and pro person who proably always lives in sweden, she is super pretty and some of her nicknames are; Hänni, Hänni ponäni, Hännibanäni, Hannis, Hänni the girl, Sötbollen, Ketchupis (cringe), fartis and last but not least, Hanna panna. Her instagram is probably always hanna.0915. She's really the best. Everyone loves Hanna. She has super funny humor and she is NOT ginger (only a little bit). She is pro in everything.
Person 1: Wow is that a model?
Person 2: No, its just Hanna Hjalmarsson.
Person 1: Oh yeah i can see that now.
Person 2: Oh yeah yerusalem mom.
Person 2: No, its just Hanna Hjalmarsson.
Person 1: Oh yeah i can see that now.
Person 2: Oh yeah yerusalem mom.
by Hannaking1337 February 28, 2023
Get the Hanna Hjalmarsson mug.A record label in the 60s and 70s that put people's lyrics to music for a small fee. They claimed to have a full orchestra, unlike the other song poem companies; while they sounded like they had a full orchestra, actually they would just use the same tracks a bunch of times.
Steve: "Hey Lisa, which Halmark track do you like best, "Jesus The King Of The Jews", "God's Mercy", "My Daddy He Died In 1969", or "From The Manger To The Cross"?
Lisa: "They all sound the same."Steve: "Yeah, I don't know if it's a low budget nightmare or a psychology experiment; they keep using the same tapes!"
Lisa: "They all sound the same."Steve: "Yeah, I don't know if it's a low budget nightmare or a psychology experiment; they keep using the same tapes!"
by Seshie October 20, 2020
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