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To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".
He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.
by Ken Overton January 10, 2009
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/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.
Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!
by Mferreira December 12, 2020
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A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine
Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.
by devildog June 11, 2006
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a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."
by anti March 6, 2005
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1. the act of playing with one's self
"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."
by gingervitus May 7, 2008
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A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."
by meaniedevilface September 3, 2012
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