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Hipsterism

The belief that the world revolves around you and your elite group of friends.

The followers are known as "Hipsters".
Hipsterism Believer 1: "Who's that kid?"

Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"
by Anonisamust April 5, 2009
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Hipsterism

A chronic imbalance in Noradrenaline hormones in the endocrine system, which results in mental retardation and lack of intelligence in the brain.

see also: Down Syndrome, Christianity
"I suffered from Hipsterism before anyone else"
by Pagan4L July 10, 2014
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Hipstervision

A term for the type of either lensless or non-corrective glasses commonly worn by members of the 'hipster' subculture. They are worn 'ironically' because of the wearer's lack of eyesight problems.
I saw Nick got some new glasses the other day. Since when does he need glasses?

Oh no man, they're just Hipstervision to go with his new poncho and beard...

Fucking hipsters.
by djake93 December 20, 2010
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hipsterism

Hipsterism the religious belief in of Xansabar Esposito the third who created the world by spilling his Lotte .
by Hipsterism January 8, 2018
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hipsterisque

Noun: A portmanteau combining "Hipster" and "Risque".
1. A whorish hipsters
2. Hipster erotica.
Examples of "Hipsterisque"
1.a "I wear this tight hoodie to accentuate my cleavage"
1.b "I wear this tight pants so the ladies know how small my penis is!"
2.a "I removed her pink fishnets as we listened to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah"
2.b "Twelve PBRs later, we were on his couch undressing."
Usage examples:
1. "I was going to go to the show, but there were too many hipsterisques."
2. "Sometimes, it's nice to just drink a PBR, unwind, and read some hipsterisque when you're alone."
by Peggah December 9, 2008
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Hipsterism

Deciding to wear a dress shirt and fucking retardedly skinny jeans and probably Starbucks. Basically, the gender fluid valley girl.
"Bitch!!! Get me a macchiato!" "Did you convert to... HIPSTERISM?!"
by Sacktapass August 28, 2016
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hipsternism

The philosophical beliefs of the hipster definition and all aspects of hipsterness.
G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.
by TacoFloober August 30, 2011
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