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happy crack

smarties(the candy) that are crushed to powder, inhaled through the mouth and blown out to create smoke. this is used to imitate drug usage.
anyone want some happy crack?
by edgychic1 December 30, 2008
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Liquid Happy Crack

Liquid happy crack is a homemade beverage that whose exact ingredients are as varied as the ingredients for a good BBQ sauce. but the basic formula is this.
1. you start with a soda pop suicide. i generally mix things like coke, sprite, dr.pepper, grape soda, strawberry soda, fruit punch, and if im feeling particularly coy a red bull or two. 2. mix in large bottle. empty 2 Liter pop bottle, so you can shake it up real good.

3. add candy! fun dip power, pixie stix powder, sweet tarts, skittles, spree.

4. shake well, and leave in fridge overnight, or until the more solid candy has mostly dissolved.

5. enjoy the most epic sugar high you have ever experienced!!!!!!
person 1: "dude what's wrong with you?"

person 2: "i got seriously messed up on liquid happy crack last night."
person 1: "epic"
by The Tavi Monster June 7, 2011
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happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
You are my happy-crack.”
I’m on my happy-crack.”
by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021
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crack happy

When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.
A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"
by Alex Lennon October 31, 2007
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crack a happy

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...
by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008
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Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.
I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.
by The Harristonian October 14, 2004
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Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.
by KevinCake October 6, 2012
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