hippotomus

giving someone a blow job while banging a tree at the same time.

He really liked it when I gave him a hippotomus

by Dumpsterhobonamedshoe December 22, 2008

Hippotomus

The Minecraft Bedrock YouTuber who mainly plays CubeCraft. Not well known as he only has 29 subscribers

"Dude did you see the new Hippotomus video?"

"Bro who the fuck is Hippotomus?"

by poopingdudepoopoopoo July 26, 2021

Hippotomises

I got confused between hypothesises and hippopotamus.

He hippotomises the enduring gravitas of Mark.

by Blasphemous Essayist September 1, 2025

hippothalassaphobia

The fear of seahorses.

Hey look! There's a sea horse!
Oh man, you know I have hippothalassaphobia! Shut the fuck up!

by Nils Gandhi January 14, 2026