Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippocornamus

a hippocornamus is a cross between a hippopotamus and a unicorn. They are most commenly drawn black and white, but in rare cases they can be rainbow. Also, sometimes they can fly.

OMG look it's a hippocornamus!

by me48liz November 26, 2009

hippocritter

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

hippocratical

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

hippocrocadillapig

A hippocrocadillapig is a term used to describe an extremely ugly person.

"oh man, look at that hippocrocadillapig over there, someone ought to put a bag over its head"

by dude an the missus August 21, 2006

Hippochink

When a Asian person is so fat they look like a hippo

Goddamn that hippochink are all the dogs

by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022

Hippocracy

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are Hippos.

After my trip to Hungry Hungry Island, I was impressed by the sophistication of the constitutional Hippocracy there.

by chevyvan June 25, 2009