by Swift December 14, 2003
The deadliest animal in Africa, naturally. But also king of the "watering" hole. Able to rock anyone's boat with the utmost ease, the hippo is at his best underneath his prey and able to take them off guard. With horse like grace in the water, he is not only the best guardian of those around him, but able to obtain any others that are not. He is the second to largest mammal, with equally proportioned members.
Girl 1: That boy is damned sexy, and amazing in bed.
Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.
Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...
Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.
Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...
by Anna Bennie February 11, 2010
A fat hippo-like kid who hangs around peoples groups, has no friends, is really nerdy, and crys alot. His only friends do not really like him but they will pretend they do. This kid is a super fag and says gay things like "i kid you not." Any kid called a hippo and denys it is an automatic hippo example; Guys stop calling me a fucking hippo, im not a hippo
by DONOKIDGHETTOKP October 4, 2008
by Will, my word got published! May 10, 2005
An animal that spends most of its time in water, except to eat. Is one of the most dangerous animals. The word hippopotamus is the word water horse in latin. The best animal in the world. Is know for its majestic, aquatic healing powers. Fierce, helpful, and kind (if you diserve it)
by Unihippo March 21, 2017
by DJD December 20, 2003