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Hippopotamus 

Just a forever non-horny Rhinoceros.
Man, that Hippopotamus was such a let down in bed, he’s never horny.
Hippopotamus by DalenPotato May 31, 2020

pooping hippopotamus 

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.
"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

Hippopotamus Cooch 

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.
Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

hippypotamus 

Noun. 1. Pretentious trendy hippy wannabes who wrongly believe they are musicians.
It's 4am and those damn hippypotamuses are still "trying" to sing.
hippypotamus by LoudFU*KERS August 21, 2010

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .
Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
Twat Hippopotamus by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011