Someone who speaks from a "woke" perspective but acts such that they defy their own view(s). - hypocrit but with a specifically "hippie" opinion.
Aw Albert was a real hippiecrit last night. How can he lecture us about how TV rots your brain when he's a soap actor... It was probs just the weed talking.
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Get the Hippiecrit mug.A hippiehole is a yogi/masseur/herbalist/guitar player who completely envelops himself in the hippie culture. He would also be the type of person who rides mountain bikes, meditates for hours, and enjoys standing on his head. A hippiehole will say that he is sensitive and compassionate and into truth, love, and beauty. On occasion, he will proclaim his affection for his friends in an outdoor setting. In reality, a hippiehole is flaky, neurotic, and only cares about his mountain bike, which he fashioned from scavenged parts, and his weed. A hippiehole, while usually good in bed as a result of his studies in tantra, does not make for a good longterm partner due to his paranoia, selfishness, jealousy, and delusions of grandeur. Also note, the hippiehole is very much affected by the phases of the moon. Beware of the hippiehole during a fullmoon.
I never understand why pretty girls date hippieholes. He only pretends to be sensitive when he will sooner or later go into a jealous rage because she thinks Trey Anastasio is hot.
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Dad used to get high all the time in highschool but when I do it, it's not okay. He's such a hippiecrite.
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A hippiecrit parked his Hummer with a peace symbol on the rear bumper at the clubhouse of a gated community for an NRA meeting.
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Get the Hippiecrit mug.One who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. Telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. In the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.
Bob tells me i shouldn't eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. In the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. He is such a hippiecrit!
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"Yeah Bill, he was being a damn hippiecrite today. He kept saying he was growing out his beard and won't use toilet paper anymore because trees are used to make it. But, I saw him stealing several rolls out of the corporate john!'
"Yeah Bill, he was being a damn hippiecrite today. He kept saying he was growing out his beard and won't use toilet paper anymore because trees are used to make it. But, I saw him stealing several rolls out of the corporate john!'
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Clara hangs out with longhairs and smokes weed , but she drives a hummer and only drinks StarBucks. She is such a hippiecrite
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