hipstress

A hipster mistress; often of a professor or other intellectual

Did you see the bedroom eyes she was giving Professor Williams? She is totally his hipstress. His wife HATES her.

by MacDeee July 27, 2006

Hempstress

One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.

We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.

by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019

homestress

A close female friend, whom you trust. Originated from homegirl.

Hey, don't talk to her like that... she's my homestress.

by supersight July 5, 2010

hickstress

a gal who is able to ride a snowmobile, make out like no one's watching, and is smart enough to make you feel dumb. no oreos, wasps, yuppies, or dingleberries here!!!

my hickstress can whoop your girlfriend anyday, including the those poser-dingleberry gals...

by m.j. young March 3, 2005

Hittress

A female that is successful, intelligent, independent, and almost always physically attractive. Derived from "heavy hitter" and "hitter" to represent the female demographic of powerful, motivated, prosperous individuals. New York City is home to the world's largest population of hittresses.

Hittress examples: Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Oprah, Marissa Mayer (VP Google)

by Aspiring Hittress September 24, 2009

Hostress

V. Stress and anxiety brought by the leader of a gathering or party
N. One who has extreme anxiety when entertaining guests

Verb: She was hostressing so hard In preparation for the party that she passed out on the coat pile by 7:00p.m.
Noun: The hostress was shaking with suppressed frustration while compulsively slipping coasters under the sticky cups dripping with condensation.

by Jesstice March 15, 2019

himoressed

awful, shocked

they looked himoressed after we told them the plan

by derperpsy July 9, 2021