Hitler's penis

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.

I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.

by Doge of teh Gods May 17, 2015

hitler's perfection

A person with blonde hair and blue eyes who would be viewed as the perfect person in the eyes of Adolf Hitler.

Rachel is the definition of Hitler's perfection I mean look at her!

by sizzlesister December 18, 2013

Hitler’s Zipper

Hitler’s Zipper or Hitler's Buzzsaw, is the American nickname of the german MG-42 at the late stages of WW2. The name originated from the high rate of fire of the gun, which was close to 1600 rpm.

-John just got mowed down by one of Hitler’s Zipper, poor guy is now Swiss cheese.

by Der Jude August 11, 2015

hitler's revenge

When you think a parking space is open, but when you pull up to it, you find a parked Volkswagen Beetle obscured by bigger cars on the sides. Named as such because the beetle was first designed in Nazi Germany.

Tom: Check it out Mike! There's an open parking space!
(Tom pulls up to the space. Sees parked beetle)
Mike: Aw shit! Hitler's revenge!

by impala00 August 27, 2016

Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.

She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.

by anonymous June 9, 2016

Hitler's enlarged ball sack

one of the many odd creatures of this world, Hitlers enlarged ball sack roams the wild terrain of Germany, striking fear into anyone that see's it. it's daily diet consists of Nazi flags and dead Nazi soldiers. it will attack anyone wearing the colors red and white, often resulting the person to shout "BEGONE THOT" which will drive the ball sack away. be weary of this creature, it roams Germany with balls of steel.

OH SHIT DUDE! ITS HITLER'S ENLARGED BALL SACK! SHOUT BEGONE THOT!

dude, stop acting like Hitler's enlarged ball sack.

Time to take Hitler's enlarged ball sack on a walk today!

by hjiweiejeijwerwerwerewerwe July 2, 2018

Hitler's fight

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler

("Hitler's fight')

by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019