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Get the hillboy mug.Hillbilly American Vernacular English, also called Appalachian, Tarheel, Arkanslang, Redneck, and many others, is a type variety (dialect, ethnolect and sociolect) of the American English language. Known colloquially as Hillbonics (a portmanteau of "hillbilly" and "phonics"), this variety is spoken by many rural, lower class people in the South. Hillbonics is not merely just the use of "slang" words, rather, it's the manipulation and transformation of the English language (ie, In the sentence "Let’s start a camp fire and make smores”, a slang word is used, but the speaker is not using Hillbonics). The use of Hillbonics is most commonly perceived by middle and upper class people as a symptom of a lack of education. In reality, it’s generally very efficient and achieves its efficiency through shortening and/or combining. The nature of its efficiency lies in its shortening of character length and word quantity while still delivering the full message (similar to shorthand writing). Unlike shorthand writing or court clerk stenography both of which are boring, Hillbonics often includes a bonus element of fun. The most common non-verbal application of Hillbonics is used by millions of people daily without even realizing it while texting by cell phone. Asking, “Are you picking up milk before you come home?” uses far more character length and word quantity than if I texted, “U get milk b4 home?”. An expert user would take it even further to text, “U get milk b4 home?”
The rookie linebacker did not realize his Captain was speaking in Hillbonics right before the offense snapped the ball when he yelled, "Git sum!". This meant "The offense is about to snap the ball. Let's stop them from succeeding at gaining yards!" but was far more efficient...and motivating.
by Soo Do Nym September 27, 2017
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The best high school in Cobb County. The only thing being a third of the school, black and white, act like wannabe gangsters who've never been south of Cobb County. Other than that, just a typical school where nothing ever happens.
Marching band is pretty good tho.
Marching band is pretty good tho.
Atlanta high school boy: whats good man
Hillgrove high school boy: YO wazzup dawg? Im lit and fire rn bro! I just gotta GOATED 85 on my ap world test bro! Im gonna hit up Wholefoods wit da boys and get us some vegan salads bro!
Atlanta high school boy: quit talkin like that man you from Cobb County, you embarrasin as shit
Hillgrove high school boy: YO wazzup dawg? Im lit and fire rn bro! I just gotta GOATED 85 on my ap world test bro! Im gonna hit up Wholefoods wit da boys and get us some vegan salads bro!
Atlanta high school boy: quit talkin like that man you from Cobb County, you embarrasin as shit
by schoolsmellsass August 5, 2022
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the administration at hillgrove is terrible, and the teachers don't give a shit about the kids.
Alot of prejudice against gays and even races occur, and if your religion doesn't center around god/jesus apparently you're a satanist freak.
At this school, if you're not a Christian kids will give you hell, bus drivers will, and teachers all alike.
You'll even get judged by the sluts who walk around with their tits hanging out and suck every dick every made.
Also, nobody seems to be able to leave middle school behind and people spread rumors they know nothing about cause they have nothing better to say.
The teachers and administrators have also been known to laugh at kids when they were crying right in front of them.
Also, PDA is SOOO terrible, and if you're simply hugging your boyfriend shit hits the fucking fan.
New stupid laws are being put on the freshmen, and even upperclassmen have to deal with shit.
And if all this weren't bad enogh, the school is so boring because nothing ever happens, there'll occationally be a stupid freshman kid trying to act all badass and shove their friend but nothing real happens.
The only good thing about this school is that if you come here you'll eventually become a pothead who is too stoned out of your mind to give a shit (like me).
Coccaine is frequent too.
but other than that...
HILLGROVE HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS PAPA KOALA BALLSSS.
the administration at hillgrove is terrible, and the teachers don't give a shit about the kids.
Alot of prejudice against gays and even races occur, and if your religion doesn't center around god/jesus apparently you're a satanist freak.
At this school, if you're not a Christian kids will give you hell, bus drivers will, and teachers all alike.
You'll even get judged by the sluts who walk around with their tits hanging out and suck every dick every made.
Also, nobody seems to be able to leave middle school behind and people spread rumors they know nothing about cause they have nothing better to say.
The teachers and administrators have also been known to laugh at kids when they were crying right in front of them.
Also, PDA is SOOO terrible, and if you're simply hugging your boyfriend shit hits the fucking fan.
New stupid laws are being put on the freshmen, and even upperclassmen have to deal with shit.
And if all this weren't bad enogh, the school is so boring because nothing ever happens, there'll occationally be a stupid freshman kid trying to act all badass and shove their friend but nothing real happens.
The only good thing about this school is that if you come here you'll eventually become a pothead who is too stoned out of your mind to give a shit (like me).
Coccaine is frequent too.
but other than that...
HILLGROVE HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS PAPA KOALA BALLSSS.
kid one: man hillgrove high school sucks so bad i'm gonna go get fucked up on some coke and weed
kid two: ok man good idea i hate this fucking school
kid two: ok man good idea i hate this fucking school
by murmurbutt May 12, 2009
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Get the hillbobo mug."I been learnin reel good checkin out my new Speakin Reel Good hillbonics 8-track. Now y'all betta git yo asses in da crib. And shut the somebitchin doe, hoe! I tip my fith of jack to my homies!"
by Brad and Mia July 16, 2008
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