highballed

When a man has such a large bowel movement the tail end of the the shit log hits your ball sack.

I ate at the all you can eat buffet last night,and this morning i got highballed

by madmace November 20, 2010

highballer

An adolescent male who speaks with the higher voice tone of a pre-pubescent, due to a naturally slower rate of growth toward maturity. The highballer is so-called in reference to his testicles failing to have descended at the present time in his physical development.

Q: That guy speaks like he's ten years old.
A: I know; he's a real highballer.

by JayJays February 21, 2005