A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.
Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.
Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).
He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.
Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).
He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.
Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
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Higginators are most of the time Directioners but P.Higz is so swaggie that new people who aren't part of the fandom start to fangirl over him (#notconfirmed) .
Higginators are most of the time Directioners but P.Higz is so swaggie that new people who aren't part of the fandom start to fangirl over him (#notconfirmed) .
"Are you a Higginator ? Yeah , Higganigas forever ! P.Higz represent !"
" Be careful , Paul is paulways watching !"
" You're beautipaul !"
" Be careful , Paul is paulways watching !"
" You're beautipaul !"
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-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume
But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.
-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume
But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.
Person 1 (fake fan): Paul Higgins is so mean. He wouldn't let me hug Zain or Neil!
Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!
Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-
Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)
Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!
Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-
Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)
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