Emile Heskey Syndrome

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT

Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!

by THE HESK November 6, 2012

Heskeying

When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you

by Saluc June 11, 2014

emile heskey

The ChucK Noris of football

Oh look, Emile Heskey has put it in row Z!

by The British Jesus May 19, 2014

Hoeski Poeski

The hokey pokey for cool kids.

Andy did the hoeski poeski

by berzerker92 January 19, 2011

Hiekakan

Armenian Sake

Hey, have you tried Hiekakan? I heard it's the best in Fresno.
Yes, actually I know the founding fathers. There's names are: Ardo, David, Mher, Ozzie, and Sarkis.

by Danzer March 16, 2009

Heskeboy

A boy who always wants dinner

Mom: Heskeboy! your dinner is ready!

Heskeboy: Umm... YUMMY PLEASE!

by donyeaadams12345 June 29, 2018