hickstress

a gal who is able to ride a snowmobile, make out like no one's watching, and is smart enough to make you feel dumb. no oreos, wasps, yuppies, or dingleberries here!!!

my hickstress can whoop your girlfriend anyday, including the those poser-dingleberry gals...

by m.j. young March 3, 2005

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015

herkshire

To order an unusual dish at a restaurant that is not know at all for making that so-called dish, and it usually results in bad food, like ordering shrimp from a pizza joint

Why would you order a hamburger at a Chinese restaurant? You should have been expecting a total herkshire.

by mettmeme February 5, 2017

nickshires

the action of never showing up to a friends house, despite saying multiple times you will.

"oh here we go again, he's pulling a nickshires"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021