Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

by wordanista July 5, 2009

Hiking the appalachian trail

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009

HIZINGAR

The act of using magic and sorcery against invisible foes on Black Ops II.

HIZINGAR!
I HIZINGAR, you HIZINGAR, he...she...we HIZINGAR. HIZINGARING? HIZOLOGY? The study of HIZINGAR? It's elementary my dear Muffin.

by The All Mighty HIZINGAR September 7, 2013

Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).

- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??

by Brocc218 November 7, 2018

Hibigibies

A shudder charged with fright or disgust.

That guy gives me the hibigibies.

by mr. mystophelus January 13, 2010

Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.

Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.

by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachians

To "hike the Appalachians" is to cheat on your significant other.

Politicians love stealing our money and hiking the Appalachians.

by noncoercive June 24, 2009