Hibernatory

The desire to remove oneself from the world, and all forms of communication. The the feeling of wishing to go into "hibernation", to be unavailable for an indefinite amount of time. To turn the mobile phone off and not answer emails, texts, even possibly a knock at the door.

" I'm feeling very hibernatory at the moment, I just want to shut myself away and have some peace"

by ktdollface February 19, 2010

hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005

Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010

guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 29, 2011

Hibernate

A computer feature that many people do not use, which allows the computer to to shut down while playing music, games videos, browsing, and running antivirus scans all at the same time. When the computer turns on again, all tasks resume at where they were as if nothing happened.

Despite how awesome that is, most people still close down all their programs and shut down, only to have to start them up again when rebooting.

The idea behind it is simple. Take pretty much everything on the RAM and copy it to C:\hiberfil.sys, which is read again when the system resumes.

Fred was Photoshopping, video editing, chatting, browsing, playing Crysis, writing music, and working in 3D Studio Max on his laptop, but he had to pack up and go to work so he simply saved all his work and hibernated the system.

by t3hb1gb0i December 15, 2010