heteroflexible

I'm straight but shit happens

I knew she was heteroflexible the minute she walked in the room.

Dude, it's not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I'm heteroflexible.

by KingdomO October 12, 2010

Heterofest

A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.

Straight Dave: Is everyone ready for a heterofest!!?

by Paulweezy August 8, 2009

heteroflexible

I'm straight but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

"Hey my nigga you heteroflexible?"

"No?"

"I got twenty dollars."

"Shit aight"

by kindagaykindakinky June 2, 2019

heterogina

the ass of a heterosexual male

"put it in my heterogina"
"i pegged my boyfriend in his heterogina"

by shitty witty ditty titty September 10, 2021

heteroception

"Heterosexual exception." When a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's heteroception.

See also homoception.

1. Miranda identifies as gay, but when she met Greg, he became her heteroception.

2. "I know you're not really into girls, but couldn't you make a heteroception just this once?"

by feyling May 17, 2009

Hemerage

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

Heteroflexible

A primarily straight individual who, in certain situations can find persons of the same sex appealing.

Max: Heteroflexible?
Frankie: It means I'm straight, but shit happens.

by Aerelon June 3, 2009