headulator

When the dumbass uses their head to try to calculate a number.

Employee: "Well, when I did it in my head, 2+2 was 13. Is that not correct?"

Boss: "WTF dumbass, my headulator says 6, maybe you need a new printer ribbon put in your headulator. "

by JACinOR March 2, 2023

dickus-headus

Someone who lives to annoy and antagonise, whether it be a MD and/or CEO.. it does not discriminate. Dickus-headus is hereditory and cannot be passed on through touching and breakdancing. A dickus-headus moment normally occurs when the dickus is ploughed into the headus blocking common sense, causing an act of complete stupidity to occur, which can stupify the greatest of all.

"Winston is such a dickus-headus...I cant believe he shat on the floor in a corner"

by Kimsponge September 30, 2008

headuz

A person who has a big and empty head for not undertanding things people usually know.

¡Why do I explain it to you, if you are headuz!

by Manuel Gracián-Barrera August 17, 2006

hesaugust

Dori is the sweetest person i've ever met online! we all love her accounts and of course we love her. She has the most aesthetic fanpage account on instagram!!

people : what was ur inspo for your fanpage acc?

me : i saw hesaugust and i wanna have one like hers.

by nads<3 August 24, 2021

hesadious

mixed feeling: when someone feels happy and sad at the same time

(adjective)

I am feeling hesadious about his departure from the company to pursue newer opportunities.

by urlaq February 11, 2023

headupass day

Any day, commonly Friday, when it seems the majority of people are unable to pay attention to what they are doing at the present time. Their minds are firmly planted elsewhere, sometimes having a disastrous outcome.

I got cut off so many times in traffic on the way. Must be headupass day again.

by cyrrus April 9, 2025