Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.

by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021

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Hermioneophobia

the fear of failing in the OWLs and NEWTs

*two friends going to appear for their OWLs in 5 minutes*

Friend 1: "Let's go and have some snacks before the exam, we've already done enough revision"

Friend 2: "NO! I don't wanna fail in my OWLs. I have yet to revise once more..." *frantically turns book's pages*

Friend 1: "Oh, so you have Hermioneophobia!"

by Grimizan June 29, 2011

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Hermione Granger

The Brightest Witch of her age.

''My friend Hermione Granger is a muggle born, and she's the best in out year.''

by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011

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Hermione Granger

The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''

(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009

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