Hermes

Hermes is a Package Delivery Company.

Was your Hermes order delivered yet?

by memes4 January 26, 2019

Hermes

A female who has a likelihood of having an appearance of man, and/or has a physical trait which belongs on man. (Moustache, Muscles, etc.) (Noun).

Person 1: Yo Bob, take a look at them fine women working in that office!

Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.

Person 1 *Looks closely...*

Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.

Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!

by YoungHulio November 20, 2020

Hermes

Pronounced; (air-mez) Was the Greek god of trade, wealth, luck, thieves, and travel. He was among the cleverest and trickiest Olympian gods. He created the lyre, and was the patron of shepherds. He is often compared to Mercury, Latin Mercuries who was a Roman god. Hermes never had a wife, however, he had eight children, Evander, Hermaphroditus, Myrtilus, Pan, Autolycus, Eudoros, Angelia, and Abderus.

"Hermes if my favorite Greek god because I, too enjoy wealth and trade."

by Bern Cullken January 28, 2021

Hermes

Hermes is a very sexy man, but you are not like to notice that at first sight. His looks are deceiving: At first he might seem a little bit weird or off, but once you get to know him, you'll soon see that he is an amazing person, highly intelligent, highly conscientious and therefore extremely productive. You would be lucky to have him as a friend or business partner. Hermes makes for an extraordinary lover and posses a very long shlong :)

If you ever manage to get your hands on one, don't you ever let him go!

OMG, your boyfriend is a Hermes? His dick must be huge!
Sure is.

by Psi -- The Wavefunction November 21, 2021

Hermes

Cunning, insightful, creative, a touch of elegance, fierce-minded as a wolf, pride, being his friend is the option, but never being against him

Eduard has the attitude of a hermes

by WolfBlack November 23, 2021

Hérmes

Hérmes is a girl in jail who hides money in her boobs

Are you being like Hérmes and hiding money in your boobs

by jojostoneoceanaaaaaa January 30, 2022

Hermes

The messenger of the Greek gods. He is the god of luck, journeys, herds, speech, movement, wealth, athleticism, speed, fertility, and trickery. He is the divine patron of athletes, sailors, shepherds, messengers, tricksters, pranksters, orators, and thieves. He is really fucking awesome. The day he was born, he made the first lyre, invented music, stole 50 cows just because he was hungry, and got away with it. He aided basically every Greek hero. He is a gigachad as he can go where ever he wants to. He is really bi, as he boned both Aphrodite and Perseus. He is also fun to work with, as he'll help you with whatever you ask him with.

Man, Hermes is really fucking awesoms

by Cleomenes January 6, 2022