Rylan Heward

Rylan Heward is a perfect girlfriend and my best friend

Rylan Heward is the perfect girlfriend.

by Bamboda July 19, 2019

heyward

A try genuine ride or die friend that got ya back to the end and you can’t help but love his energy he bring around when he come around

I’ve never met anyone as genuine as Heyward

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Henwart

A person of robust stature. Can more commonly be observed sleeping, with or without headphones. When not snoring or sneezing like a bitch, a Henwart can be observed peeking from around the corners of cubicles, likely with a bag of Cheetos in hand. Though not superstitious a Henwart does display slight inclinations of paranoia. To his own credit, this trepid feeling of unease regarding the ever observant eye of “THE MAN” was recently confirmed. It seems a Henwart foiled a heinous scheme involving the human replacement of a local office gnome; see Zaccheo. Though incredulous, few Northerners dismiss the event as rumor, rather believing the hideous tumor resting atop his head has endowed him with the supernatural power of “Keeping it Real”.

There I was just cooling with the fellas and who walks in? Thats right, B-Double Dizzle. Pants sagging, Robot swaggin and twice large as life. A Henwart if ever was.

Dang Cuz, aint no one watching! You're starting to trip yo. Relax. Don't Henwart up on me now.

Last night was bombing! Had that girl screamin loud as a sneeze from a Henwart, and be tapping her sister tonight. Tomorrow night...DoubleDutch. Tag da'bofem! Boom-Boom-Pow!!!

by NightShifter August 31, 2009

hedward

1. a name for de-on-te's boyfriend in "de-on-te and hedward found on youtube."
2. the gayest redneck name possible.

1. "hedward is cool with me!"
2. "jesus christ, you're such a redneck they could call you hedward"

by morgan and dana July 14, 2007

henyard

To boldly lie, blame others for your own doing.

When confronted with his lie, he tried to henyard his way out of it.

by Tbolton1970 March 16, 2025