Vaginal Hemorhoids

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.

God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.

by Dan gutyyeoiu July 13, 2009

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005

hemroids

Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting

Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!

by x October 29, 2004

Kimy Hemroids

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people

My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids

by Doctor Trayoures August 4, 2021

hemroids

little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!

the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!

by P.MS July 22, 2003

hemmroids

speed bumps for gay guys

Slow down Mikey! Your going too fast over my hemmroids!

by Jesse Dixon May 14, 2006

Hammeroids

An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer

'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!

by Gimme a tic-tac bitch! July 12, 2009