Hemi

An abbreviation for the medical term hemroid.

That thing got a hemi?

Nope, but I sure as hell do!

by bobbeh. September 5, 2005

Hemi

A sweet and caring girl that you do not want to mess with. She’s smart and able to crack a lot of great jokes. She has a personality that makes everyone love her. And not only that, but she’s unique and different from everyone else. She loves cookies and chapstick! What can I say!

“Damn! Hemi is so funny!”

by fun stuffin here May 20, 2019

Hemi

It is a name for a proper gentleman, he is smart, elegant, and one in a million. He brings joy to everyone that knows him.

I hope my boy grows up into a Hemi.

by Kimuraknows May 2, 2019

Hemi

One of wildest engines that was ever made. Refers to the shape of the combustion chamber.(hemispherical)

That Hemi Dodge can really wrinkle the pavement.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Hemie

Basically a homie that’s annoying you in the moment, so out of exasperation you replace the O with an E.

Jamal: Dude, how is player x better than player y at all?
Michael: He has better stats in every category, hemie.

by JabariNipple June 16, 2018

hemi

popular maori name which translates to james also used as a diss for dumb asses

oh hemi!

do you want some chips with that hemi?

by kerbe July 26, 2004

Hemi

Reference to the infamous 426 Hemi Chrysler engine. Probably the greatest engine ever built. 425 Horsepower at 6000 RPM. This engine was found in the Plymouth Roadrunner, Dodge Charger, Coronet, Superbird, Barracuda, and others. Chrysler recently began re-releasing the Hemi. The problem is it isn't really a Hemi. And it could never compare to the 426. The 426 is the only real Hemi.

426 Hemi. Any questions?

by roy harper July 31, 2004