heverton

Usually a thin Brasilian fella, with mommy issues. Tells way to many -unfunny- yo momma jokes. Also frequently comes up with jokes of another genre, which then turn out to be unfunny aswell.

He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.

He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.

He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.

He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball

Random person: „Hey CLARKE my mother is fat, what dou you think I should do?

Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““

Person: Carhalloio

by Hevertomaten Sauca September 16, 2023

Jim Helpert

The hottest guy on the television show The Office!

"Jim Helpert is so cute!"

by csmith77 March 7, 2009

hedgerton

A person with hair similar to a hedgehog

Stupid Hegertons in that corner over there

by David Richardson February 26, 2005

Helerion

Someone who fails at everything and likes the taste of the male sexual organ.

Oh man.. Joris is such a helerion.

by Big Daddy Tinyhands September 3, 2019

Hypertonic.osmosis

Sticking it in your bud night before a workout allows testosterone to be transferred 2 ppl. This method was created by big peen nick

His workout was great because Santi stuck it in me and transferred hypertonic.osmosis into me

by anonymous April 26, 2021

Hilperton

Small pathetic village, twinned with the town of Darlington but not the posh end, the rough shitty bit.

Could be worse big lad, you could be from Hilperton!

by Championieeee June 8, 2020

Heliperson

A person who identifies as a helicopter for their gender.

Person 1: I identify as a Heliperson.
Person 2: I always wondered why you cosplayed as a Boeing AH-64 Apache helicopter... That explains it.

by Fuck my past September 29, 2020