The Helmsman

The Helmsman is the person who guides the hands of two people engaged in a "double dutch rudder". His/her Job is to control speed, tempo and emanation. The helmsman receives no physical stimulation and relies only on visual and auditory cues to guide.

Chaz: "hay Will, could you be the helmsman tonight for Lee and I"

Will: "hells no bro, I was the helmsman for Mikey and Bryan last night, it's your turn."

by AlwaysRightttt December 9, 2009

the heisman

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person

"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".

by Quinton Smith January 8, 2006

Heisman Trophy

An award given to the best all-around division 1A college football player every season.

The recent Heisman Trophy winners.

2006- Reggie Bush
2005- Matt Leinart
2004- Carson Palmer

by Snick and Fsquirrel June 1, 2006

Heismaned

Being blocked, or not being able to move forward

I am glad to see that I am not the only one being heismaned on this assignment

by khazrn February 13, 2010

Helimachopter

A helicopter without spinning blades

i was driving and saw a helicopter without spinning blades Helimachopter

by UnknownVortex March 11, 2016

Ghetto Heisman

To avoid and or push someone away you're not interested in.

I gave her the ghetto Heisman after we hooked up but she keeps calling me wanting to hook up again.

by Tbro71 July 15, 2018

Clown Heisman Trophy

Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.

Announcer: “And the winner of the 2020 Clown Heisman Trophy is _______”

by niteflyer March 18, 2020