Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

by bloodlet March 17, 2018

Polish helicopter

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act

PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night

by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

helicopter piss

When a male starts to urinate and proceeds to do several 360 circles.

I got suspended from school because i got caught doing the helicopter piss

by Evilmonkey2ko December 1, 2017

slippery helicopter

A fat lady lays still on a bed covered in butter flavored maple syrup. A man of much smaller size then lays stomach down on the womans belly inserting ahis penis into the womans belly button hole. He then uses his surroundings to spin in a counter clockwise direction. (All of this is performed whilst unclothed)

Did you hear Bertha and Marty tried the slippery helicopter?

by ya boy riley September 12, 2017

Helia

Helia is an absolutely gorgeous girl, who has an amazing sense of humour. She just glows and everyone can’t help but notice her. She is beautiful, sweet and an overall outgoing person.

Girl #1: God, helia is perfect, no wonder everyone likes her!

Girls #2: I know! I wish I had a helia in my life.

by urbeautiful November 11, 2019

heliphobe

Someone who cant accept someone being helisexual

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

by Lociam February 25, 2015

helicopter bitch

A very complex takedown move performed by Badger in the show Breaking Bad.

Badger: DID YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT MUCH PSUEDO.
Jesse: GET OF ME PSYCHO!
*Badger grabs Jesse*
Badger: HELICOPTER BITCH!
4x360 degree spins.

by swebonny2 December 4, 2011