A small town in England on the edge of Derbyshire. Many of the children are inbred and go to Heanor Gate Science College. Sometimes you'll see a wild woman smoking a fag outside her door in a dressing gown at seven am while these children make their way to school. The main landmark is Crest of the Wave in Heanor market. It's a beautiful place - full of skets - but not to be confused with Ilkeston or Cotmanhay, which are ten times worse than Heanor.
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Sometimes without reason.
Sometimes without reason.
Tim: You don’t look so good today mate
Sion: Cant remember anything i did last night, think i might have kissed a boy
Tim: That’s terrible mate, how do you feel about it
Sion: I’ve been running around all day trying to sort out the situation, I’ve got real Helenoia
Sion: Cant remember anything i did last night, think i might have kissed a boy
Tim: That’s terrible mate, how do you feel about it
Sion: I’ve been running around all day trying to sort out the situation, I’ve got real Helenoia
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The theory of Helenomics was created by Helen Shiller, the alderman of the 46th Ward of Chicago - you skim $125,000,000 in incremental property tax revenue from the county's coffers to build low, very low, and extremely low income housing projects, giving the government contracts to your cronies and friends, who then turn around and donate large sums of money back into your political campaigns.
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