Herbisexual

A sexual attraction and only attraction to plants.

Gurl, I is Herbisexual 4 dis weed.

by Laurent Cuffashian May 13, 2014

Helisexual

When a person sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. If a person doesnt like that they are a Heliphobe.

Hey fuck you mom i am Helisexual

by FaZe_xX_PuzziD3str0yer_Xx December 13, 2016

Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual

Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u

by phuck y0u December 7, 2021

Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.

Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.

by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005

Hidsexual

Attraction to mainly Tom Hiddleston but some other people as well I guess

Make this a sexuality or suffer the consequences

i mean just say that you're Hidsexual

by bananahiddles May 15, 2020

hepisexual

When a person identifies themselves as a male one day and a female the next. Theses kinds of people have both a penis and vagina and enjoy pleasuring them self in strange ways.

I'm a hepisexual and I've fucked up now.

A few months back when I was alone one night, I decided to shove my penis into my vagina and have sex with myself. I've now just tested and i'm accidentally pregnant. What do I do now?

by Hepisexual King November 15, 2017

Hedosexuality

Being sexually attracted to someone/something while ignoring the parts that one might find unattractive e.g. ignoring the penises of femboys while being attracted to their feminine exterior.

“Thanks to hedosexuality, I won’t get called out for being gay due to my love of femboys.”

by Mayroman April 11, 2021